My Vice is Your Unfathomable Agony – Otis Bateman

4/5 stars

To whomever forgot that Otis Bateman writes extreme gore with impressive panache, I don’t know if I should thank you for this gem or pull out my PowerPoint on why you should read Otis Bateman while blasting Remember the Name!

Thank you, Otis, for giving me a very healthy wariness of hardware stores….I don’t know how I’m supposed to shop in Menards for anything now. Thank you also for making me spend 5 minutes staring off into space, thinking about if you could still see out of your eye once it’s been popped from the socket and is hanging by the orbital thread.

My Vice is Your Unfathomable Agony is SPICY! If you’ve ever watched John Wick and thought to yourself: ‘This needs more guts’, well….now you have it! This was a blood-soaked adventure into why it’s important to do your research before engaging in felonious activities! Failure to do so may result in your capture and creatively untimely demise via a very angry mob boss.

However, I think the most important thing I’ve learned today is never pfft someone with an air compressor. Those things are dangerous!