Pornageddon – Matt Micheli

4/5 stars

Pornageddon has to be one of the most fantastically ridiculous books I’ve ever read 😂 Abella Jane has taken the world by storm with her perfect body and extreme sexual energy, men falling at her feet willing to do whatever she needs just so they can get the Big O (many times). And what does Abella need? Souls, of course! 666 to be precise, because Satan is here and she’s very horny!

This was great, no ifs, ands, or buts about it! To think that the world could go to hell because of massive porn addiction…what a fun idea! Matt gave me something really unique with this one, and it was so much fun to read.

I liked that the “heroes” of the story were just regular, very flawed people. None of them were built up to be these uber righteous paragon of virtue (despite whose will they were carrying out), and that brought a good level of depth to the story. It was just a group of people who got together and decided this starlet had done enough damage and needed to be stopped. And they were tired of seeing the sky red, damn those large-scale smokeless wildfires!

And poor D (though maybe he’s d now?). The poor guy was just trying to get out of the business and make a new life with a good, God-fearing woman, and look what happens! This brought home a very important lesson: no guy is ever packing a footlong, and if he says he is, it’s half that at best!

Big thank you to Matt for the ARC copy! I had loads of fun, and Gina for the win!