Why I Married a Clown Girl from the Dimension of Death – CM3

4 stars

Well, CM3 has done it again.  He took something scary, made it not as scary, then made it absolutely terrifying!

Timothy is horribly afraid of clowns; has been since he was a child. This fear isn’t helped by a portal suddenly opening, letting clowns come to Earth from the Dimension of Death. Timothy’s counselor suggests he meet one of the clowns to help get over his fear and introduces him to Puppy. Timothy quickly gets close to her, finding that she’s not nearly as scary as he thought she’d be. Or is she???

I absolutely despise clowns, so the thought of a hole just opening up one day and horrifying survive-at-all-costs clowns coming through is extremely disturbing. Nah…there will be no clownpocalypse for me. No, thank you. I’ll take the cat people or the robot people….literally anything else.

The relationship between Timothy and Puppy was so toxic, and I loved reading as it developed. The eggs were an interesting touch too…very reptilian. And the webs? Horrifying. I hate spiders and anything reminiscent of them. Quite literally everything about these clowns suck.

This was a fun read! I read it all in one sitting and had a great time with it. Pretty sure I scandalized some people on the train, too 😁