Hallowpeen – Holly Wilde

3 stars

Happy Halloween! Or should I say, Hallowpeen!

This was my first Holly Wilde book, and it definitely won’t be my last! Everyone needs an occasional ridiculous sentient object romance to balance out the trials of life!

I spent more time contemplating the logistics of a footlong peen than I care to admit 😂 and then promptly facepalmed when I realized what I was doing. Hallowpeen has a way of making you think about things (the gourds…..) in ways you never imagined, and it’s a lot of fun.

And then the crystallized sugar peen. Cue more logistics contemplation (and one quick Google search of the melting point of crystallized sugar)! I actually felt a little bad for ManCandy since his story got twisted around so much over the years to something that was completely wrong.

This was the perfect way to end my Halloween! Weird peens, serious logistics contemplation, and oodles of truly heinous pumpkin/gourd and candy references! I don’t think I can look at a pumpkin seed or gummy bear the same ever again!