Krampussed by the Monster – Charlotte Fox

1 star

I struggled a lot with Krampussed by the Monster. I have a lot of confusion about what exactly is going on here.

I’m not overly sure what setting this story takes place in. There’s kings, queens, guards, and a princess, so I’m assuming some sort of medieval setting? The stepmother mentioned the dungeons, so that leads me to think a castle, but beyond that, I have absolutely no idea. And there’s magic?

I also have no idea what Krampus actually looks like. He has paws, fur, and apparently a massive tool, but I’m so confused about what he looks like and why he showed up. There weren’t any kids for him to steal and punish, so what was Krampus doing there?

The spicy scenes weren’t executed super well, almost reading like someone’s very first attempt at erotica rather than a smut story. Some of the terms were odd, and the logistics didn’t quite match up with the way the characters were described. I’m trying to understand how a virgin takes massive monster peen in two different places with little to no preparation without any kind of semi-serious injury.

Overall, I couldn’t get into this. It didn’t make much sense to me, and I got lost somewhere in all the random magic and murder plots.