The Creed Falls Massacres – Jon Cohn

4.5 stars

Damn it, Jon……MY ROMANCE HAS BEEN DENIED AGAIN!! At least it was because this guy was too noble and not because he was a complete POS (Kaiiiiiiiii) but STILL!!!

That aside, Mr. Cohn made me forget entirely the first rule of a slasher: Never get attached because your favourite character(s) will most likely die in some horribly dramatic way. One of the characters that I really liked survived, so that’s something, but I’m bleeding for the one who didn’t.

And lookie who’s the one johnny on the spot after everything is finally resolved. I see you Krentler Media 👀👀 I can’t wait to find out what exactly these guys are up to. They sure seem to have their sticky little fingers in a lot of giant messes…..shady to the max

The Creed Falls Massacres was one hell of a ride, combining all my favourite elements of a slasher with some truly grotesque The Fly-esque body horror (why all the bugs, Jon 😭😭)! I’m going to have trauma now any time a mosquito or vaguely mosquito-shaped bug bites me……