You’re Going to Die In Here – D.W. Hitz

In today’s episode of Sex Fantasies Gone Wild, we’ll explore the explosive fantasies brought to our intrepid cast by the evil house entity.

Poor Thomas thinks women spontaneously being skinned is sexy. The more skin splitting and rivers of blood, the hotter he gets. But wait! There’s something even better than that, and now he can’t get it up without thinking of his elderly patient’s saggy, wrinkled body.

Then there’s Shelly, the elderly patient who can’t get enough of Thomas’ physique. Laid up in bed, she has plenty of me time to fantasize about getting it on with Thomas human centipede style. What could possibly be sexier than puking into someone and drinking it back down along with their, ahem, contribution?

And poor, delusional LuAnn. She just can’t stop thinking about carving Thomas up like a Thanksgiving turkey. But don’t forget the creepy crawly on the third floor with the breeding kink of the century!

There haven’t been many times in my life where I’ve questioned my ability to read a book, but You’re Going to Die in Here was 100% one of those times. D.W. Hitz is a master of the gross and disturbed. This book is foul, it’s disgusting, and it’ll have you retching before the end. It’s also an absolute delight!

My very first horror movie was Eight Legged Freaks, and all these years later, I can still remember the exact scene that completely terrified me. From the moment I got to a certain scene, all that nostalgic terror came rushing back and gave me the heebie jeebies. This was masterfully written and an excellent addition to this series. Even though I had to put the book down a few times for a breather, I couldn’t help but pick it right back up and see what depraved things I was going to find next.

Big thank you to the author for giving me an early look at this! Y’all ain’t ready for this one!